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Custards

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Working my way up the network/system administration ladder, I have worked many years in retail, and support jobs. During these jobs I have worked very closely with the general public. The majority of my customer were fairly informed, but I came across many less then ideal people. I have collected many true stories over the years that I have experienced dealing with customer retards. Or simply "Custards". All stories are 100% true, names have been removed to protect the custards. There are even a couple stories of my journey into Custardism myself.

1. What they Really Mean
2. Printers of fire
3. Jurassic Park Reboot
4. My Hot Daughter (Customer 12)
5. Lucky Tonight (Customer 12)
6. USB2.Ewwww (Customer 12)
7. Save my data (Customer 12)
8. Rodney and Ronda Roch
9. Property of US Pornography department
10. UPS - Ultimate Popping Sound (Story of an ITARD)
11. My first rat
12. Nice to meet you Mrs, Robinson (shudder)
13. PCI? Memory? Whatever
14. 96oz of computer goodness
15. The Sound of silence
16. Flying Laptop of pain
17. Death by Hose
18. KungFu Cdrom
19. Faxing Resume
20. The Lawsuits - (I love the lawsuits, they are the extreme of custards)
    1. Claim - We didn't honor warranty
    2. Claim - We refused to fix computer
    3. Claim - We didn't include windows
    4. Claim - We won't refund laptop
    5. Claim - We didn't transfer customers important data
21. Server not booting
22. Buildings on fire?
23. Server is down, can we bring it in
24. Di-electric slip and slide
25. JB Weld
26. Install MS Word
27. Perpetual power systems DO EXIST
28. Rules to live by
29. Hearing aid and the trailer (not really custard but interesting