Custard6
From DotelTech
- Client: Customer 12
- Problem: Failure on natural selection
- My Job: Remote/onsite Tech support
Yup you guested it. "Customer 12" is back.
I receive a phone call, immediately I know exactly who it is. The voice is unmistakable. I ask him how I can help him. "12" does not beat around the bush, he gets straight to the point. He asks me.
“do you install and setup USB powered vagina’s”
This takes me a second to process this comment. I know the guys sick, but surly I must not have heard that right. So I ask again, and his reply is the same. Yes he did in fact ask about USB powered vagina’s.
My response was simple. “We don’t carry or sell those”
“oh I already bought it, I just need someone to install and configure it for me”
I tell him that it’s not a piece of equipment that we are allowed to work on, per company policy. Personally I want nothing to do with this job at all. It’s sick and quite scary. He then proceeds to try and have me come over personally to his house and do a side job. Terror strikes! “No sir we are not allowed to do side jobs” End of discussion. Bye bye, you scare me, adios, tata and exit stage left even.
I’m shocked that someone actually designed and made this particular product. Wasn’t quite sure how many people would actually buy it. Well years later I actually found them for sale in a novelty shop in San Fransisco. To be completely honest they scared me. It looked like something that could do a lot of damage if there was a malfunction. And seriously do you want to trust your junk to a windows controlled device? One blue screen of death and you can end up speaking 4 octaves higher.