Custard1
From DotelTech
- I didn't do anything -> I installed 500 programs, and modified the motherboard with a soldering iron to gain 5 more MHz
- My modem isn't working -> Modem = Computer
- I can't get on the Internet -> Everything else is broken too, they just care about their net access
- We never go to those sites (female) -> Husband is getting yelled at later
- We never go to those site (male) -> Well I haven't been there in 10-15 minutes.
- It won't print -> You need to clear the 9000 print jobs I sent to printer.
- It's only a year old -> It's 6 years old.
- It broke again after you fixed it -> I didn't listen to you, and did dumb again.
- It was acting up so I defragged -> I have no idea what I'm doing, and defragged sounded cool